We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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