The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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