with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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