i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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