420 ftw
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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