How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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