Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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