i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?