Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!