i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?