so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.