Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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