Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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