Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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