Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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