I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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