chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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