You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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