Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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