Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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