Nicole vs. Life
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
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Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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