do herpes really smell.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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