Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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