The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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