This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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