it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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