So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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