She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You were trust falling into bushes
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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