I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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