Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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