a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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