I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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