Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Randomize
