does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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