think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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