She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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