BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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