You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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