I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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