I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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