My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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