Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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