I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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