Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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