It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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