we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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