Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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