i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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