Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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