so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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