i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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