It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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