the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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