Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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