Non-Jews are for practice
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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