lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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