Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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