Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
My life is pants optional.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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