what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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