And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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